When Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Say “I Love You” Back ft. Anthony Padilla

– If I had a pimple for every subscriber I have, my face would look exactly like this! (horse galloping and neighing) What up everyone? It’s your girl, superwoman And we out here living in the 21st century fam which means dating rules have changed

I no longer have to wait for a guy to ask me out or make the first move, nah And straight up, I like to be bold and direct right from the get-go Just like, yo, you, me, first date Tell me your dreams, tell me your flaws, sign this prenup What? Dude, listen, okay? There ain’t no demonetization here

Having said that, I don’t, I just almost fell Having said that, I don’t mind being the first one to say those three special words Here’s my passcode Just kidding, nah, crap that’s way too serious I don’t be doing that type of ish

But those three words, I love you, whatever, those are chill I can say those But, what if the person doesn’t say it back? Hey! – Hmm? – I just wanna say, that I love you (gentle music) – Thank you (clears throat) – Whatever, yo

No biggie, right? I’ll just do this (sobbing loudly) (sad music) I love you! (speaks foreign language) That was Hindi, or as you white people like to call it, Indian No stress, dwag Here’s four ways to deal with the situation Number one, play pretend, a

ka pretend like the whole thing never even happened (exhales sharply) – Hey, Lilly, should we talk about what happened last night? – What are you talking about? – About what you said? – I don’t know what you’re referring to – When you said “I love you?” – What?? Oh my God! No, did you think that I said, I love you? – I mean yeah, you were looking right at me, and you pointed – No! I didn’t say I love you I said I love Blue As in Blue Ivy? As in Jay-Z and Beyonce’s daughter? I’m obsessed, you know? I just love how she’s so

Self-aware – Yeah, she’s like six years old – So self-aware

– Hmm mm – Love? What? Who? No, no, no, I said Hugh, as in Jackman Yeah, no, I said Drew as in Barrymore I said Rue as in RI

P, yo Hunger Games can’t hurt you now, baby girl Number two, devalue love Okay, you know what? Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, maybe I, pshh, maybe I did say I love you, so? Who cares? Ain’t no biggie, you know why? Because I say that ish to everyone So really, the joke’s on you, sucka! – I have a large cheese pizza

– Thanks Love you! – Alright lady, toilet’s fixed, just dropped a doose there myself to double check – Great, love you! – Really? (happy music) (phone vibrates) – Hello? No, that’s okay Oh really? You know what? No, it’s fine Yeah, thanks anyways, okay, love you! Bye

– Who was that? – Oh that? Oh it was just some dude named Patrick that was trying to sell me anti-virus software Yeah, all they needed was my social security number and my credit card information Isn’t that sweet? Love that guy – Yeah – Number three, (beep) Someone who just went through emotional torment, you have the right to censor love, okay? That’s right

You can’t say you love me back? Well, guess what? Ain’t nobody loving anything within 10 miles of me, home skillet ♪ If I made up my mind at work, would you still love me ♪ ♪ Keep it a hundred, I’d rather you trust me than to ♪ (buzzer rings) – Why? Gah! Hey, Lil, check this out Love will come and when– (buzzer rings) It comes, love– (buzzer rings) Are you sure we shouldn’t talk about it? – There’s nothing to talk about – Are you sure? – There’s really nothing to talk about – I really think that we should just– – Here you go love

(buzzer rings) (groans) – I swear to God, if you so much as even text a heart emoji to someone, I’m gonna turn your iPhone X into an iPod Nano Number four, turn it into a bromance It sucks when someone you romantically love, doesn’t say they love you back Yeah, but yo, in friendship, love is a lot more light and not so serious, right? So if you ever experience a situation, the key is just to turn the romance into a bromance Just like, yo, whatever it’s casual

It’s chill, we just boys hanging out, yo I’m not hurt, whatever You want me to send you my location? Let me drop a pin of where I am right now, in the friendzone (screams) It ain’t a thing, it ain’t a thing No one’s heart is broken here

(bright music) (burps) Wassup bro? – What are you doing? – Listen, you know that thing I said the other night? What I meant was I love you like a brother A brother I sleep with and kiss two to three times a week You feel me? – Sure – So I got a little backup How much shotgun is ice cream? (gulping) – Oh my God! You are, okay

Just the whole thing (door bell rings) – Hey, I’m Patrick I tried to steal your identity on the phone the other day I just wanna say I love you too – Aww! I’m gonna call the cops now

– Cool – Cool, but thanks Really nice Patrick, love that guy Worst case, you just date Patrick

(loud bang) Yo, wait, stop, shut up Hold on, you like this video? Give it a thumbs up like, actually do it, just do it, it’s free My last video, right over there Second vlog channel featuring my adorable dog, is right there, click that Make sure you subscribe, ’cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday

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