When Someone Has A Crush on You | Lilly Singh

I'm about to expose everything you won't admit What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman! And it's a regular day, right? So you're having that relationship talk with one your friends

Honestly, I can't even imagine being in a relationship right now Totally It's like I'm too independent, you know? For sure! Also, I don't need to seek validation from someone else's love You don't need no validation I'm just too, like, woke as a person

You know? Like, I'm drinking a kale smoothie right now This is gluten-free Cruelty-free A recyclable cup This company? They employ abandoned puppies

Yeah, so I can't do all of this plus be in a relationship It's too much work And THEN she hits you with – I heard Kenny has a crush on you What? Yeah, Kenny told me he has a crush on you Hurry the hell up Someone has a crush on me Ho, call me a parking ticket cause I just got validated when you find out someone has a crush on you on the outside You might act like you're unfazed but on the inside your like I'm the most bomb person on the planet and for some reason it makes you want to be even hotter Let me put in a little bit of extra effort and see who else I can snatch on these streets Yeah And you catch these crushes like Pokemon just absolutely feeling myself feeling myself all on the gram feeling myself while staying hydrated Feeling myself in my bed Lilly? Get out, I'm busy! And all this leads to phase one of someone having a crush on you

The lead on now I hate to say it, but when someone has a crush on you shut up shut up You're gonna deny this, shut your face, when someone has a crush on you whether you like them back or not you are going To leave them on why because it's human nature Why for real cuz it makes you feel powerful You gonna hit them with the mild interactions like Yo, I'm gonna drop this pencil for you

Imma a bend-over I'm gonna allow you to look at this booty Okay consider it a charitable donation Wait don't charity only take non damaged goods Shut the F up zoomed in Lilly It's like reverse flirting like you have a crush on me Okay cool Let me talk to you here, and there you know, make your day Um hey, I'm totally lost can you help me? but I wasn't lost I just enjoy the power of making someone nervous It's a factorial so you just multiply each one by N wrong is that the summation Yeah, do the same thing wrong He was so wrong maybe he only had skills in picking beautiful crushes this leads to phase two Delusions When someone has a crush on you, you start to read into everything they do and you conclude like yo this person's life Revolves around me Obviously and you throw them a pity party every opportunity you have because Dang it must be so hard To have a crush on someone as fine as you Mmm Look at him over there Just crushing on me so hard He's literally just drinking juice duh the juice is a metaphor for how he's bottling up his emotions for me

I think he might just be thirsty exactly he's so thirsty he's practically shaking He's just shaking his juice You know when he talks to me he chokes Oh my god I think he's actually choking Like he literally dies over me i think Kenny just died It's like watching an episode of South Park over and over again poor Kenny He used to have a crush on me Are you okay After this one of two things are gonna happen all right? Number one you like the person back and y'all gonna get jiggy with it Number two you don't and when you don't it's just another regular day accept the idea romance has been infiltrated into your mind So you're having a conversation with your friend like I honestly imagine myself in a relationship these days totally You know it's nice to depend on people sometimes for sure I even stopped recycling and eating healthy because I'm like what's the point? People crush on me either way I think was like naturally quirky an attractive and Then she hits you with I heard Kenny doesn't like you anymore What? Yeah, Kenny

He likes Trisha now, he told me Thus entering phase three The break-up Yo straight up, breaking up with someone you're not in a relationship with is the worst how dare you Not be dating me and be cheating on me Wo-wo-wo, listen hey, hey, what's all this with you're not liking me anymore hey well, I thought you weren't into me That's it You're not gonna like fight for me? Fight who? Anyone, Honestly is chivalry dead? I'm sorry I like Trisha now

No No you don't listen Focus Okay? I am your crush, but you said you didn't like me That's irrelevant, listen You're supposed to have a crush on me for a really long time

Why? because it makes me feel good God Do you know nothing about girls? Okay, fine I like you damn straight You like me now pull yourself together God You're practically drooling over me He has a crush on me what? It all of this is my cheeky way of saying that I have a huge crush sike got ya gurt Yo my lipstick matches my shirt okay for that alone give this video a thumbs up check out my last video right over second vlog channel right over there yo super 60 starts right now, which means for the next hour I'll be responding to your comments down below So go ahead and comment make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday one love superwoman that is a wrap and zoop ends

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