Really Offensive Video (ft. Shane Dawson)

– (Sighs) Sorry I'm late – Wow! I didn't realize you were so disrespectful

– Dude There was so much traffic Sorry I'm late, my bad – I'm not talking about the traffic, Lilly I'm talking about the Starbucks cup

Christmas is about Jesus, not themed lattes That cup is too simple and offensive ConspiraciesHmm – Wow, that's really disappointing, Shane Here, I thought you didn't judge me for my religious beliefs – What are you talking about? – Heh, I don't know Just the fact that I came here to spend time with my friend, and now I'm basically being converted to Christianity

Yeah, you can't say "Christmas" to me It's "holiday" – Oh Well then how was your "holiday" shopping? – Eh, it was pretty easy Only one of my nephews is nice, so the rest of them are getting a lump of coal What about you? – Well, I recognize that coal is bad for the environment, so I resent that fairytale

And I don't know we don't really do gifts 'cause that's not important, but, we go caroling – Mmm, right, right Yeah well, you know I was thinking about "Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is basically promoting adultery, so, I won't be doing that – Oh, I see Because I'm bisexual, everything I do is associated with adultery

Huh, I thought you were different – Oh, so now because I'm colored, I'm different Also, why is your name in blue and mine's in pink? Gender-based stereotypes about color are not okay – I don't appreciate you dictating what color my name, Lilly Especially somebody like you, whose name is culturally appropiating a flower

And the flower community is pissed – Wow! Are you man-splaining what my own name means? – I can't believe you're manipulating my words, and exerting your power over me – Mmm, yeah of course: "man-ipulate" Why wouldn't it be woman-ipulate? – Hey guys, would you like to sign a petition to protect net neutrality? If we get enough signatures, we can make a real difference – Huh, so you're all about #GirlLove and you're so crazy for it? – What about #BoyLove? – So now I'm crazy because I'm on my period? Also, that's offensive to everyone that suffers from mental health issues

You can't just throw around the word "crazy" God – Excuse me It'd only take a moment of your time – OK, I'm sorry, can I see a script? Ha, I knew it! You didn't capitalize "God"

You worship Satan – We're gonna protest as well, and– – But wait, when you said the word "Satan," you only had 6 points, so really you worship Satan Also, I am so offended by your shirt Definitely child labor – This is Amazon Prime, Lilly

Bite me Although, I bet you're too busy biting vegetables that are not sourced from local farmers – Bite you? Wow! Listen I'm not an object here to fulfill your sexual fantasies You're unreal – So now I'm fiction? Huh Well, I'm glad I'm entertaining you

– Makes sense since the Entertainment Industry is dominated by men Yeah, that must weigh heavy on your conscience – Are you calling me heavy? Because that is not body-positive, Lilly – OK, just to clarify: I'm the offended one here – Uh, no, I'm definitely more offended

– There's no way you're more offended than me – Oh, really? Take a look at my Twitter I'm literally shaking with offense – I am quaking with offense – It doesn't make sense when you say it like that

– Wow, did they just make an earthquake joke? That's so offensive – I made a video with – Shane Dawson

– And he's so lovely – I'm in love with him You know he has a YouTube channel It's in the description Check it out He's amazing

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That is a wrap and zoop I'm offended

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