My Dog Roasts Me! (CHALLENGE)

(Dog whines) – Scarborough, no, no begging (Dog whines) No, I said, "No

" (Dog whines) Scarborough, stop (Rap music plays) (Dog growls and barks) ♪ I didn't wanna do this, ♪ ♪ But you left me no option ♪ ♪ I'm turning up the heat, let's get this roast poppin' ♪ ♪ It ain't about the size of the dog in the fight ♪ ♪ It's about what the dog can spit into a mic ♪ ♪ You call yourself a bawse ♪ ♪ Well I think that's all talk ♪ ♪ How can you run things ♪ ♪ You can't keep up on our walks ♪ ♪ You're out of shape and irrelevant ♪ ♪ So please stop ♪ ♪ People only watch Lilly's vlogs 'cause of Lilly's dog ♪ ♪ You're queen of YouTube ♪ ♪ That ain't true ♪ ♪ My house got one window 'n' still got more views than you ♪ ♪ Fourteen million subs, only twenty people reached ♪ ♪ I get further than that while I'm hooked on my leash ♪ ♪ You're confused; what happened ♪ ♪ It aint the algorithm, dummy ♪ ♪ This just in on Spice News ♪ ♪ You just aint that funny ♪ ♪ You're grown and believe in unicorns, really though ♪ ♪ Almost thirty but making back-to-school videos ♪ Scarborough, did you chew mommy's shoe? What do we say about that? Bad boy This is not a toy ♪ You couldn't find a boyfriend, so you got yourself a pet ♪ ♪ Only date in your calendar is my next visit with the vet ♪ ♪ You're crying online, 'cause you're mad at YouTube ♪ ♪ I'm neutered and still got more balls than you do ♪ ♪ You try to be sexy, but then you dress like your father ♪ ♪ And you ain't married, so you're a disappointing daughter ♪ ♪ You claim you're a beast, because you hustle harder ♪ ♪ Then you give yourself points for drinking some dame water ♪ ♪ You spell your name in every song ♪ ♪ People still spell it wrong ♪ ♪ An iceberg hits every ship that you're on ♪ ♪ If you're playing ping pong, you ain't getting any wins ♪ ♪ By the way, tell Humble I got more followers than him ♪ ♪ I got a ton of fur ♪ ♪ You still shed more than me ♪ ♪ Eight years on YouTube but still late to live streams ♪ ♪ You say you're always honest, but what do you mean ♪ ♪ Can't talk about your highlights, because of Pant-shh ♪ ♪ I take a dump, you clean it ♪ ♪ Emotional support, you need it ♪ ♪ This lace on your shoe, when you turn around I eat it ♪ ♪ And I just licked my bum, and now I lick your face ♪ ♪ Gimme a kiss, my son ♪ ♪ Yeah, how'd that taste ♪ What are you barking about, young boy, huh? Are you singing? Are you singing about how you love mommy? Because I love you too (Kisses dog) Sweet boy, sweet boy

(Dog laughs) – [Scarborough] Sucker Hey, everyone, thank you so much for watching this video of me making fun of my mom But, deep down inside you know I really, really love her Make sure you give it a thumbs-up, because we worked really hard on it Our last comedy video's on the right

Our blog channel's down below And make sure you subscribe, because the more you subscribe, the more toys my mom will buy me And I really, really want toys Kay, love you

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