Making The Perfect Boyfriend (DIY!)

(horse neighs) – Thank you so much (quirky, upbeat music) – Hello, and congratulations on purchasing your new boyfriend, version 2

0 In this new model, we've disabled the ability to dab, and removed vocab such as, "That's what she said" It's our most impressive model yet – Thank god – When your package arrives, be sure to handle it with care, as masculinity can be very fragile

And don't worry, assembly is easy Here's what you'll need An Allen key, hammer, and screwdriver To begin, turn your new boyfriend onto his stomach Using the Allen key and the screws labeled A, attach the backbone to the base of the back

Be sure to tighten the screws all the way, as a secure backbone will ensure your boyfriend is able to stand up to his mother (rattles) Turn your boyfriend over Using the bolts labeled B, install the provided voice box into the compartment located on the neck (upbeat, quirky music) This will allow your boyfriend to talk when switched on – Hello, girlfriend

What is your name? – Lilly – Lilly? I am attracted to you – The voice box has two settings If you're in the mood to fight, we suggest honest mode – I don't think that color looks good on you

– Otherwise, we recommend leaving your new boyfriend on lie mode – I think you look great all the time, no matter what – Attach the confidence cable to the correct receptors located on your boyfriend's abdomen – I am a king My penis is large

Do you even lift, bro? – Be sure to connect each wire correctly or your boyfriend may become too cocky – Oh – I just nailed my presentation at work I'd like to initiate conversation I know gender equality is not a threat

– Each boyfriend comes fully equipped with a talent pod located on his head Select the talent discs you prefer and install in the pod (quirky, upbeat music) Your new boyfriend is almost ready Ensure he is fully charged before use At first, you may find a few errors in your boyfriend's performance

Not to worry, this is easy to troubleshoot If your boyfriend begins to like other girl's pictures on Instagram, don't worry This means that his fingers are probably lose Ensure they are fastly tightened (cranking) If your boyfriend doesn't initiate foreplay, replace the double A batteries located in his sex drive

– I think your batteries are fine Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, chill, chill, chill Chill, chill – If your boyfriend initiates too much sexual activity, simply detach the penis (upbeat, quirky music) (yells) And it's best to do this while your boyfriend is on silent mode

– Oops – Enjoy your new boyfriend, version 20 The most loyal and reliable boyfriend on the market (clattering) (blooping) – I've got a side chick coming over, ver, ver, ver– (blooping) – Hello, and thank you for watching this video

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