Lipstick That Changes the Way You Talk! (ft. Manny Mua)

(unicorn hoof beats clattering) (mellow music) – Hi, welcome to Sefora, with an F because of copyright (ding) – Yeah I'm looking for some new lipstick

– Great, what did you have in mind? – I don't know I mean my personality kind of sucks so I'm looking for something to fix that – I have the perfect thing Try our new Talk Filter line – What the hell is a talk filter? – Try one

– Sexy Rouge Hm, sounds like a porno crayon – Girl French makes everything sound like porn – Touche I don't see what the big deal about this lipstick is

Like, it just makes me want to climb on this table, wrap my legs around you and bite your lower lip until it hurts What the hell? – Sorry sister, you're barking up the wrong tree – I know, oh my god I'm so sorry I just, I just feel like a coach you know, and you're a gymnast I just want to come over there and try to make you flip

– Doubt it – Maybe you've just never experienced a woman who's done it right – That's because I am the woman who does it right, sis Makeup wipe? – Yeah (laughs) I am so sorry

I am usually not that forward – That makes one of us (laughs) – What is this one? Nerdy Nights, ooh I really don't get how this lipstick works It's almost like the pigment from the lipstick is affecting my Broca's area, which is formed by the pars triangular and pars opercularis of the interferior frontal gyrus therefore affecting my production of speech

(gasps) – I didn't know Sheldon Cooper was a cute brown girl with cute little boobs – Aw, these old mammary glands – Here try this one – You know darling, I've been here for what seems like an eternity and someone has yet to offer me an iced latte, or at the very least a moist towelette or a hydrating face mist – From ladies free before 10 club, to country club, like that

(snaps) Bougie Pink – Be a love and show me some products from the Michael Kors line – Michael Kors doesn't have a beauty line – Well I'll tell you this My life is becoming more and more difficult by the moment – Do tell

– First my barbaric driver bumps the curb and nearly breaks my pearls I've been here for a lifetime without an iced latte and it's been 20 minutes since I've sniffed anything lavender scented – Girl I'm going to need one of those – Isn't it sad that I feel the need to wear makeup or society won't accept me? (melancholy music) – Buzzkill Gray – I'm a slave to the social constructs that have been embedded into my psyche and now I feel like if I don't have a strong highlight on my cheek I am unworthy

– Well, it's not completely wrong – Ooh, Liar Liar Sounds fun Where is this one? – Sorry, we're all sold out We just sent a huge shipment to the White House

But try this one It's Nicki Minaj's new nude shade – This lipstick be so poppin', feel like Barbie when I'm talkin' Boys want cookies and cream I'm like this ain't Baskin Robbins

Ain't no floppin' when I'm droppin' Ain't no croppin' when I'm flauntin' The whole pic is so lit, ain't no face to fix in it Put moscato in my glass and there ain't no mixing it Yeah my money is my crew

Yeah my money is my fetus, all the rest are my sons and you ain't gone beat us – Girl, my wig just flew all the way off to South Korea – That was exhausting I need something more simple Like this

I don't like to complicate things, you know like makeup and relationships Honestly, sometimes I feel like I should just date my brother – What? – Yeah I mean that way I wouldn't even have to change my last name – Forbidden Romance Take that off

Incest is nasty Unless you're Jon Snow and Daenerys, and in that case yas – Wait what's this one? Old Taylor Swift Okay I have to try this – Sorry girl, she's discontinued

Yeah like her way – What happens if you mix the lipsticks – Let's take this one and let's take this one – I just want your phalanges all over my epidermis I want to increase your production of oxytocin

– Let's try these two – This one is for the gentleman with the rather booming system, top lowered, air conditioning with the cooling system When I arrive at the venue he is blazing up Got investments on deck, must be saving up – This is so fun

One second (laughing) You gonna buy something or not? (booming) – [Lilly] What the hell is top filter? – What do I say? (laughing) (beep) – Do it one more time where you're almost like, Michael Kors doesn't have one – Perfect, more (bleep) – Yeah exactly (laughing) It's like the pigment is affecting my Broca's area which is formed of the pars triangular pars operculis? (beep) Which is formed of the pars triangular and pars opercularis interfer— Pars opercularis

– [Kyle] Of the interfer– – Of the interferior frontal – [Kyle] Gyrus – Which is formed by the pars triangular and the pars opercularis of the interior designing (beep) It's almost as if the pigment from the lipstick is affecting my Broca's area which is formed by the pars triangular and pars opercularis– (screaming) (beep) Formed by the pars triangular and pars opercularis of the interferior gyrus frontal lobe of my production (laughing) Frig! Is formed by the pars triangular and pars opercularis of the interferior frontal gyrus therefore production my– Oh I was so close Frig, F me, F me

(laughing) (boom) Hey thank you so much for watching this video with– – Manny MUA – He's literally the best Subscribe to him, he's an angel His link is in the description Do it now! Want to watch similar videos to this one? Right over there

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