If Therapists Were Honest

(chimes ring) (unicorn gallops) – Welcome to therapy, Lilly Tell me, what's on your mind? – Okay

I just feel like sometimes the world is against me, you know? – Why do you say that? – I mean for starters, me and my friends never see eye to eye I guess, there's a lot of tension there – What do you disagree on? – Everything Just the other day, my friend got mad at me, because I wanted to stay home and watch Black Mirror, instead of going out Like, I get it's your birthday, but there's new episodes

– I see – Yeah, and then, she started to go on this whole rant about every single thing she's ever done for me, and I personally think that's petty Yeah, I don't do that, 'kay? Like, how many times am I gonna have to hear the story about how she donated me a kidney? I get it Yeah, I know What about last week, when her car broke down on the highway? Who did she call? So, who's really the bad friend? – Was she at least grateful when you went to pick her up? – What? Oh, no

No, no, no, I called her an Uber from my bed There's new episodes of Black Mirror Aren't you writing this down? – Yeah Okay I'm gonna show you a series of images

– Porn? – And I want you to tell me what you see (whimsical orchestral music) – A terrible piece of art by a terrible painter who will likely never make it It's pretty bad Kinda looks like my sister, when she got dumped Huh, that's funny

Wait a minute That's a picture of me Yeah, no No, the legs are a dead giveaway That, that's me, is that me? – Interesting

– What do you think is wrong with me? Do I have anxiety from being right all the time? Or maybe I'm depressed because of other people's bad choices Like, wearing Crocs A lot of people do that – No, I think, in my professional opinion, the issue is that you're a bad person – Hmm? – You're a mean, selfish, arrogant, self-centered person, who needs to work on not being such a terrible human

– Mm-hmm So, is there like a pill for that, or? (boom) That awkward moment when you think something's wrong with you, but really, you're just a jerk If you like this video, give it a big thumbs up Check out my last video, right over there And make sure you subscribe, because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday

Here's a sneak peak of the next one One love Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop! – Methinks I stole her watch? – Wait, what? – Okay, I don't think, I know

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