If Rappers Were School Teachers (Cardi B, Drake, Kendrick & DJ Khaled)

(horse neighing) (computerized music) (uptempo piano music) ♪ I got, I got, I got, I got ♪ ♪ Molecules, got all the tools, inside my DNA ♪ ♪ Got a sugar group ♪ ♪ Got double loops inside my DNA ♪ ♪ Got thymine, guanine, cytosine, adenine ♪ ♪ Inside my DNA ♪ ♪ I got genes like codes ♪ ♪ Not like clothes inside my DNA ♪ ♪ And it forms like this, with two helix ♪ ♪ Inside of every human ♪ ♪ And you're born with it, you borrowed it ♪ ♪ From your parental unit ♪ ♪ I got nitrogen bases in different places ♪ ♪ You know what I mean ♪ ♪ That's how I make my good protein, that why ♪ ♪ You got, you got, you got, you got ♪ ♪ Thicker thighs and darker eyes ♪ ♪ Because your DNA ♪ ♪ You got lighter hair, your skin is fair ♪ ♪ Because your DNA ♪ ♪ You got a test Friday ♪ ♪ And you better get yourself an A ♪ ♪ You gotta study hard ♪ ♪ So go on and break the bond with bae ♪ ♪ Aye ♪ (uptempo piano music) (man vocalizing) ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ – [Man] You gotta believe me when I tell you ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ – [Man] You gotta believe me when I tell you

♪ I said I like it like that ♪ ♪ Now I like spelling, I like grammar ♪ ♪ I like students with some manners ♪ ♪ When I say we silent reading ♪ ♪ Cardi best not hear no chatter ♪ ♪ I like when I goes before E ♪ ♪ Except after a C ♪ ♪ My chest two consonants ♪ ♪ Ya girl got double Ds ♪ ♪ I'm the only noun that matters ♪ ♪ When you put me in a sentence ♪ ♪ If I catch you cheating on my test ♪ ♪ I'll put you in detention ♪ ♪ We using letters, words ♪ ♪ As we learn, reading, writing ♪ ♪ Bookworms ♪ ♪ Smarter than a big nerd ♪ ♪ Who aced midterms ♪ ♪ Got two ideas, use a comma ♪ ♪ Exclamation, for the drama ♪ ♪ My class always full ♪ ♪ The boys never skip ♪ ♪ I hit 'em had ♪ ♪ With the pop quiz ♪ ♪ He said, I make him, verb adjective ♪ ♪ Grab his dictionary ♪ ♪ I get imaginative ♪ ♪ He say I'm a 10/10 ♪ ♪ My haters like silent letters ♪ ♪ 'cause I can't hear them ♪ ♪ Okayrrrrrrrrr ♪ ♪ Put that vocab in your brain ♪ ♪ I said I write it like that ♪ ♪ Capital letter on my name ♪ ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ ♪ Need that essay 10 page ♪ ♪ I said I write it like that ♪ ♪ Don't touch the margins, double space ♪ ♪ I said I write it like that ♪ (uptempo piano music) ♪ I like it like that ♪ – They don't want you to add it up They don't want you to carry the one Four times four equals we the best One plus one equals another one (uptempo piano music) ♪ You've been growing up ♪ ♪ And things are changing for you ♪ ♪ Hitting puberty, it can be strange for a few ♪ ♪ Waking up at 6:00am to dreams that feel true ♪ ♪ Finding hair in places ♪ ♪ And you like this is new, this is new ♪ ♪ All my boys, your voice will get deeper, deeper ♪ ♪ And when you peep her or him ♪ ♪ Doesn't matter love wins ♪ ♪ Without choice, at the school dance ♪ ♪ When you rubbing hands ♪ ♪ Might feel something in your pants, ow ♪ ♪ God damn, you're a man now ♪ ♪ Bod's plan, yup, bod's plan ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ You feel hot and it's hormones ♪ ♪ You feel awkward but please don't ♪ ♪ All my girls your breast will grow ♪ ♪ Your breast will grow ♪ ♪ Some girls faster and others slow ♪ ♪ Your uterus is beautiful ♪ ♪ Beautiful, beautiful ♪ ♪ Even when it starts to flow ♪ ♪ Starts to flow ♪ ♪ But still, but still ♪ (uptempo piano music) ♪ Cramping ♪ ♪ There's a lot of cramping ♪ ♪ That'll happen ♪ ♪ To happen, to happen, to happen, to happen to you ♪ (uptempo piano music) ♪ Cramping ♪ ♪ There's a lot of cramping ♪ ♪ That'll happen ♪ ♪ To happen, to happen, to happen, to happen to you ♪ (uptempo piano music) ♪ Yo, yo hey ♪ ♪ He asks, "Does it hurt bad?" ♪ ♪ You tell him only partially

♪ ♪ It's the second day ♪ ♪ You got cramps, but you horny ♪ ♪ Intercourse ♪ ♪ Use a condom, this a warning ♪ ♪ If you don't there's a pill for the next morning ♪ ♪ And please hear this ♪ ♪ Don't turn a hot night into a first kid ♪ ♪ You got your whole life ♪ ♪ So please don't trip ♪ ♪ Now go have some safe sex, class dismissed ♪ ♪ Peace ♪ (uptempo piano music) (loud drum) (computerized music) – DJ Khaled, if you like this video major key, hit that thumbs up Last video over there, Father of Asahd Vlog channel, We The Best Make sure you subscribe, because they don't want you to subscribe Peace

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