(unicorn galloping) (upbeat music) ♪ The world's pretty messed up right now ♪ ♪ Let me tell you how ♪ ♪ Our politicians selling out ♪ ♪ With the nonsense that comes out their mouth ♪ ♪ Let's start with ♪ ♪ The heartbeat bill banning abortions ♪ ♪ These goddamn white dudes making choices ♪ ♪ Some privileged voices ♪ ♪ Maybe a chick or two ♪ ♪ That's why the news looking like an episode of friends ♪ ♪ Lacking any melanin ♪ ♪ And common sense like in Alabama ♪ ♪ Say you're pro-life but go quiet ♪ ♪ When guns go ka-blam-ah, man, ♪ ♪ Can the real president please stand up ♪ ♪ Pardon my manners, but that ain't a man ♪ ♪ And I ain't a fan of his travel bans or his fake tan ♪ ♪ In other procedural news ♪ ♪ A million people mourn over a cathedral ♪ ♪ Notre dame is in flames that cannot be contained ♪ ♪ And I'm informed by the media ♪ ♪ Meanwhile in Sudan people are getting slaughtered ♪ ♪ But you can't be bothered by the rape of daughters ♪ ♪ Don't see any tweets for relief ♪ ♪ Top trend right now is YouTube beef ♪ ♪ The president has declared ♪ ♪ A national emergency due to immigrants ♪ ♪ Makes no sense because they harm us less ♪ ♪ Than our very own US
citizens ♪ ♪ This notion that they steal our jobs ♪ ♪ Most don't have the upper hand so it's odd ♪ ♪ That you roast them like, oh my god ♪ ♪ A real fraud is a school paid by famous moms ♪ ♪ It's pride month let your colors fly ♪ ♪ If you're gay, lesbian, trans or bi ♪ ♪ Ain't no straight parade ♪ ♪ And salty straights are asking why, hi, cause ♪ ♪ Gays get hate and fight these fights ♪ ♪ And some places I have no rights ♪ ♪ And my love is a crime and love wins ♪ ♪ But your love has won since the beginning of time ♪ ♪ Sigh, and hear this to all the people that are pissed ♪ ♪ My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips ♪ ♪ And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss ♪ ♪ Slim shady, Marshall Mathers out, this is politics ♪ – I think we're gonna have a problem here – [Man] Drake Drake! Drake, we're live! ♪ I bought a new chain so expect an icestorm ♪ ♪ My diamond ring froze up all the snow on the floor ♪ ♪ Don't got a shovel, ♪ ♪ Don't knock on the door of your neighbor ♪ ♪ Drizzy clear the roads ♪ ♪ With the salty tears of my haters ♪ ♪ Mother nature make it rain, like rappers in a strip club ♪ ♪ Used to date her, made her younger ♪ ♪ Paid for her niptuck ♪ ♪ Now she daughter nature ♪ ♪ And you know she got some friends ♪ ♪ And you know I make it wet, like precipitation ♪ ♪ Make it wet, make it wet ♪ ♪ I'll make it wet for my city though ♪ ♪ Take a dry spell and turn it into Lake Ontario ♪ ♪ It's scary doe, it's cold ♪ ♪ Windchill bring back my stubble ♪ ♪ About to hit a Timmy's up, ask them for a double double ♪ ♪ Man these heavy clouds up here try'na ruin my day ♪ ♪ I just want the sky blue, a ba-dee-a-ba day ♪ ♪ These haters don't wanna see ♪ ♪ A fella without an umbrella man ♪ ♪ I'm always on their minds ♪ ♪ Like flower crowns at Coachella ♪ ♪ Yeah my team the Northside, so we got strong wins ♪ ♪ And my girl like to blow, I guess she got strong winds ♪ ♪ Good brains, so smart, she got like 20 degrees ♪ ♪ She played hard to get, cold fronting ♪ ♪ I said girl please ♪ ♪ She wanna wear a mini skirt that goes above the knees ♪ ♪ With an itty-bitty crop top showing all that cleave ♪ ♪ And she asks me is it sunny, I tell her only partly ♪ ♪ Don't wear a tank top, bring a jacket, I'm sorry ♪ ♪ Summer's too far, it's still cold, my grill rattled ♪ ♪ And I oop- goddamn groundhog saw his shadow ♪ ♪ And I drop a new single and it goes number one mayne ♪ ♪ And these girls shake their booties ♪ ♪ And cause a hurricane fam ♪ ♪ Then I do a feature 'cause a flash flood warning ♪ ♪ And then I double tap your pic ♪ ♪ Make you famous the next morning ♪ ♪ Man your ex, your mama, your auntie, I double tap that ♪ ♪ Five day forecast your girl on my lap lap ♪ ♪ Cardi, Cardi, Cardi with the news ♪ ♪ Cardi with the views ♪ ♪ Cardi with the news, Cardi, Cardi with the news ♪ ♪ Welcome to my news report my name is Cardi B ♪ ♪ I make offset scream ♪ ♪ Exclamation mark like I'm hosting E ♪ ♪ I bust it down to the ground while I spill the tea ♪ ♪ And if they mad I'm throwing shoes at them just ask TMZ ♪ ♪ Dinosaurs are not extinct, scientists found evidence ♪ ♪ Yellow blue body parts inside Jurassic Park ♪ ♪ Kim K had a baby, Bieber married Hailey ♪ ♪ Archie's dad is Harry, Jonas Brothers ♪ ♪ Man, they could get it lately ♪ ♪ K-Pop, pop, pop, pop, everybody want K-Pop ♪ ♪ BTS and Blackpink slay, ♪ ♪ When they drop the chart the same day ♪ ♪ K-Pop, pop, pop, pop, everyone want K-Pop ♪ ♪ The K is Kanye's bubble so that crazy tweeting stop ♪ ♪ New HBO queens, Zendaya not Cersei ♪ ♪ Talk to Jay in front of B, and you get no mercy ♪ ♪ Taylor Swift and Katy, that burger is veggie ♪ ♪ So you need to calm down, 'cause that patty got no beef ♪ ♪ Okurrr ♪ ♪ Traffic, there's a lot of traffic, traffic ♪ ♪ Traffic, it's tragic tragic ♪ ♪ That 405 that ish a mess ♪ ♪ That ish more blocked than your last ex ♪ ♪ On IG no double tap, GPS reroute my map ♪ ♪ Swerve left, swerve right, ain't no officer in sight ♪ ♪ If I can I just might text your girl at a red light ♪ ♪ Collision in the right lane, right lane, right lane ♪ ♪ Man took a turn now he bleedin' out his brain ♪ ♪ Car went slip slip, slip n' slide, literally skrrt ♪ ♪ When you drive in the rain, make it twerk, twerk, twerk ♪ ♪ For construction work, work ♪ ♪ Show your thongs for pylons ♪ ♪ Road got more holes than her nylons ♪ ♪ I got a camera on every block ♪ ♪ Need an aerial I got that shot ♪ ♪ In a helicopter with an ashtray ♪ ♪ That's how I take the highway ♪ ♪ Car broke down straight ahead ♪ ♪ There go the tow truck, there go the fed ♪ ♪ Bumper to bumper, this road is a wreck ♪ ♪ Back it up like your girl in my bed ♪ ♪ In the carpool lane with my main thought ♪ ♪ I'm the only G on the whole block ♪ ♪ These other reporters is all talk ♪ ♪ They don't even pass me, on a crosswalk ♪ ♪ Parallel park behind your chick, she hear my verse ♪ ♪ And reverse on this D- ♪ ♪ I fill my tank then fill her purse, she an atheist ♪ ♪ But I took her to church ♪ ♪ Traffic, still a lot of traffic, traffic ♪ ♪ Traffic, grab it, rabbit, stab it, traffic ♪ – What's going on, I hope you enjoyed this video If you did, give it a big thumbs up and shout outs to Adobe for partnering with me, check out the behind the scenes videos that two fans made when they visited me on set
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