If Couples Were Honest With Each Other (ft. Swoozie)

– Babe, how was your day? – You know, I'm really annoyed about something else, so, I think I'm going to start a fight with you (sigh) – You wear too much cologne

I feel like I got pepper sprayed – Um, honestly, you do look fat in that dress, I'm not even going to lie to you – You know, sometimes I think I'm, like, not even that into you But then it's like a lot of effort to break up, you know what I mean? – I'm going to apologize right now just because I want you to shut up – I'm going to tell my friends everything you're saying right now and they are going to validate how stupid you are

– This is the third time that I've had to bring this up to you like I told you I – [woman] shh, sorry, shh I need to sub tweet this, hold on – Oh, that's so cute, because my friends think you're the stuck up one and they all make jokes about you in our group texts and guess what? I L-O-L (tinkling music) – Oh yeah, you're best friend hit on me before we dated Oh, and last week Hmm? Oh, don't worry, it's not about you – You are such a hypocrite, but it's so hard to tell you anything because you're so hot! – Okay, I'm going to be honest, I don't really remember exactly what we're fighting about but that doesn't mean that I'm not right

You might be right, God damnit Okay, you know what I can't cave now though so I'm just going to get mad and walk away Oh my God, you are making such a good point I am so annoyed Wait, wait, what did you say, sorry, I wasn't listening to anything you said, I was thinking of a comeback, Say it again

I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you Not listening to you – Seriously? You're changing again and you look exactly the same

You took two hours to look exactly the same – I am so comparing you to my ex right now – Okay, I'm going to pretend to be okay with this because I don't want to be that guy But I'm really, really upset – No, no, no, no, no, no, Babe, no, listen, it's not that I want to change you

Okay, I just want to change the things you do And say And believe Babe? – [man] Uh huh? – Can you make sure you look really hot today? Because my ex is going to be there and all these confusing feelings are going to flood back in, like BAM! Thank you – The only reason I'm not verbalizing I'm mad is because I want to get some later

– And you know what? That's smart – So, uh, Babe, I didn't know what to get you, so, I got you this generic necklace – Oh my God, I'm never going to wear this – I know – Thank you

– I know, I'm the best – Babe? – Yeah – I just listened to Beyonce – [man] Mmmhmm – and now I want to make out – See, okay, this is what I am talking about, that's why I bought you that itunes gift card

Okay, how can I make this up to you? – I know how you can make it up to me, but I'm not going to tell you – Alright, I have to get ready, how about I just, we'll buy you some flowers and we'll call it even – Okay, flowers die – Every girl Okay, uh, I'll give you a massage tonight

– Do not touch me, I will punch you – Okay – Okay, I am not going to forgive you – Babe? I'll buy you Chipotle – Yeah, that'll work

– Yes? – [woman] Yeah – That's my girl – Aww, thanks, Babe – Let's go, let's go, okay, alright – Hi! I hope you enjoyed that video

Thank you so much Swoozemaster – No, thank you – [girl] it was so long overdue Her hair guys, is so silky – [woman] Oh my God, his arms are so hot – [man] can we just talk about this I'm not even flexing right now – This is not even video, this is just us – We're just keeping this for personal record – So long overdue – – It's happened! It finally happened

– It happened – I've gotta throw her in one of my videos now – Oh my got yes, comment below and let us know what we should collaborate on for Swoozie's channel If you don't know who this is, like, where are you at in life? This is Swoozie, so dope Check out his channel, you can check the link in the description, I will put it there

You've got to, got to go subscribe to him because he is dope – [Swoozie] Thank you Of course, always – Thank you so much – It's been a pleasure

– Nobody wants to collab with me these days, – Aww, I want to collab- your hat got in the way of my intimate moment – It's okay, here we go, try that again – [Unintelligible baby talk] – You guys, her skin is so soft, it's like unicorn skin – Ahhhhh! – Be right back, I've got to give someone a really quick shoutout – Go

– Okay, I'll be back – Are you going back to Canada now? – Zoop, I had to come back really quickly to give a huge, huge shoutout to Artsy Kyla who posted this picture in my Unicorn Island app Hashtag #FanartFriday I made it into a shirt and I am wearing it and I love it I'm going to also post an instagram picture in it

If you're like, "Yo, how do I get Superwoman to wear "my fan art?" Every Friday, post your fan art in the Unicorn Island app with the hashtag #fanartfriday, and I am going to pick your artwork and make a shirt out of it, give you a shoutout Ahhh, I love this shirt so much The Unicorn Island app is completely free, I'm so excited I can't even talk Is completely free for iphone and android, links are in the description so check that out Download

Fan Art Friday And on Thursdays, I am going to give a shoutout to whoever has the highest score on Flappy Unicorn So give enough time to shoutout, get the app Better go back to Swoozie Whooop

– How did you do that? – And I'm back I just transformed, t-shirt and places – Teleported – Oh my god, I'm ready to do my outro, you gonna try it with me? – I can try with you – And if you like this video, give it a big thumbs up

You can check out my last video, it is right there, the link is also in the description You can check out my vlogs, right over there And also, make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday Here we go One love

Superwoman – I can't ever do it – That is a wrap and zoop Time for Chipotle Chip-O-tle! – How can I do it where my nose will be near your chest? – Put your head on my pec (laughs) – You wear too much cologne, I feel like I got peppered sprayed

Peppered sprayed (laughs) – I hate getting peppered sprayed – You know, sometimes I think I'm, like not even that into you, but it's just a lot of effort to break up, you know what I mean – Dude, I totally know what you mean It's so annoying

– I hate you (laughs) – Babe, what's your password? – Just give it to me, I'll, I'll, I'll put it in – Do you have something to hide – No, that's the reason I have a password on it, like, you don't tell me your password, I don't tell you my – you don't tell people your passwords – Okay, listen, if I asked you for your password, you should give it to me because you have nothing to hide

But I can't give you my password because that means you don't trust me – You're making no sense right now What's your password, just tell me Tell me your password then – I, do you not trust me? – Exactly

– You don't trust me? – It's not about trust – I am unsubscribing to you We are done I am unsubscribing to you – [Swoozie] Unsubscribe to you – We are done

– [Swoozie] And I am going to subscribe to me There's that subscription that I just took back

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