How To Hide A Hickey

(shimmering sound and horse whinnying) – Okay mom, I'll see you next week – Oi, Lily

What happened to your neck, huh? (ominous music) – [Lilly Voiceover] Uh, say you fell No, wait, but then she'll say- – How'd you fall on your neck? – [Lilly Voiceover] Exactly, you moron Say it's a rash Actually, no, wait 'Cause then she'll say

– Hmm, okay Let's go to doctor – [Lilly Voiceover] And you won't be able to lie to the doctor He went to school and stuff – Hello, Lilly

I said what happened to your neck, huh? – [Lilly Voiceover] Quick, hurry, think of something Okay, uh, you got shot Uh, it's a new tattoo You're an aspiring dalmatian – Uh, I burnt myself with the curler

– Okay Be careful next time – Okay Uh, I want, like, four bowls of edamame I'm so hungry

– Is that a hickey? – Did you hook up with Bryan again? – No, I, uh, I burnt myself with the curler – Oh, that's the worst – Yeah, hate when that happens (cell phone ringing) – [Lilly] Right? So painful, the worst Okay, before you ask, I burnt myself with a curler, okay? – [Friend] What happened to your chest? – Oh, I dropped the curler and I burnt myself

On my boobs – [Friend] Ouch (phones ringing and office chatter) – Is that lingerie in your bag? – Oh, no You know what happened? I, um, burnt myself with a curler and then I used lace to wrap my hand – Ugh, that's so annoying

– Oh, it's terrible (slurping) (sighing) I keep waking up sick every morning and throwing up I have no idea why I mean, three weeks ago, I did burn myself with a curler, but Hello? Hi, yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today Yeah, I burnt myself with a curler It's been really painful ever since (sizzling) Mother Fu- (booming bass) (playful music) – Is that a hickey? – Did you (beep) Bryan again? (laughing) – This is 14, take- This is Scene 4, Take 1

– You're drunk, go home Mother Fucker! – End, take 1 (snap) (beep) – You thought for a second you hit me, right? (laughing) Taylor's heart was like I'm an actor An actor I'm sorry this videos so short

You know what had happened was, I had burnt myself with a curler (laughing) If you liked this video, if you can relate to it, give it a big thumbs up Check out my last video right over there Second vlog channel right over there Make sure you check that out

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