How To Get Out of a Bad Date (ft. Terry Crews)

(gently chiming bells) – According to my Rolex, I'm 30 minutes late Yo

My bad Nice to meet you Tony – Yeah, that's okay I went ahead and ordered

– Yeah, I was actually coming from another date Tons of traffic – Oh Okay Wait, what? – So, what they got here anyways? – Oh, like a mix of stuff like Italian

– How many stars is this place? – I dunno Maybe like four? – Oh, cool So what's your deal Huh? Single? Desperate? Divorced? Widowed? – Widowed! – The last girl I was just with her husband died in a skydiving accident – What?! – I'm kidding! – Oh! – It was a car accident

Really bad – What?! – You're kinda hot actually Yeah, I'd hit it – Mmhmm right, could you excuse me? One sec – Yeah, I'd hit it

– State your emergency – Code Red – Bad date Got it Give me the deets

– Arrogant, rude, disrespectful, wears Axe body spray – And you wanted to end it? Or you still wanna have a one-night stand? – End it Eh, wait No, end it end it – A body double is on its way in three, two, one

– Are you serious right now? – Um, is something wrong? – Yeah, you took like 10 minutes What we're you doing in there? – I was fixing my lipstick – Oh – And I have a wide-set vagina so my tampon kept slipping out accidentally – Ew ew

– Woop Woop Woop – I didn't want to get 'em wet – Ew

Why would you tell me that? – And I'm super bloated, you know You ever had your underwear leave an imprint on your stomach? Like – That high? – No, it's all the way down here – No What no

No, I don't – You ever have that happen? – No – So, what kind of music do you listen to? – Oh, you know Gangster rap You know real music like hip-hop

You know what I'm saying? None of that like soft fake pop (phone ringing) – Sorry That's my ringtone Oh, I love this song ♪ I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying ♪ ♪ I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying ♪ ♪ not to give it to you

♪ Can you babysit 'til 10? Thanks – Wait Babysit? Babysit who? Who? – Can I get you something to drink? – Uh yes, I'll take two glasses of cranberry juice UTI – I'll take a Scotch on the rocks

Double – Any food allergies I should be aware of? – Um, no Except for prenups (laughs loudly) Jaykay! – Oh, okay cool But also gimme all your money

(laughs loudly) I'm kidding! – Right – I'm kidding! Am I? (laughs loudly) You should see the look on your face Oh my God You are just adorable – I'm 'onna be right back

Okay? I'll be right back – Hurry back so we can talk about our future! ♪ I'm trying, I'm trying ♪ – Well, this is a first (laughing) – Thank you so much for watching this video with- – Terry Crews! – My brother from another mother! Make sure you check him out on America's Got Talent and Brooklyn 99, the new trailer just dropped It's in the description

Last collaboration over there, behind the scenes there and make sure you subscribe because I got more collabs coming One love, superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop We look the same I think – All the way, look at the muscles and the hair

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