How To Fix Your Bad Uber Passenger Rating

(magical sounds) – Did you know that Uber drivers can rate you, too? – What do you mean? Like, my skill at being driven around? Because I excel at that – No, like, rate you based on if you're a jerk or not

Or if you smell Or if you, like, barf in their car or whatever (brooding energetic music) (retching) (intense music) (flatulates) (soulful rhythmic music) – Really? – They should tell you that Why don't they tell you that? – Check it out, I'm a perfect five Yeah, drivers are practically lining up around the block trying to drive me around

– Really? Check mine (light, playful music) – Not bad – Not bad? It's horrible A four? That's, like, only 80% What will my parents say? – What happened to the other 20%, huh? – I need to fix my rating

– I got 100% – Good girl You're going to be doctor (light, playful music) – Whew, you got this Uber with Samuel? – Oh, yes

And you must be Lilly? – Yes I am, and way to nail the pronunciation of my name God, you're good – Lilly? – Nailed it again! – Great – So, Samuel, how's your day going? How long you been driving? Are you visiting from out of town? Tell me about it – Uh, I'm good

– Care for a water? I've got still and sparkling – Oh What? No, I actually have a few back there as well – What about some mints? Huh? I got Jolly Ranchers, gum, you name it – Usually I'm the one to– – Would you like to charge your phone? What do you got? I got Android, iPhone, 6, 7, 8x, huh? – I'm fine, thanks – Hey, you know what this car ride needs? A playlist I curated just for you That's right, I call it Leo Season It's your birthday this month, right? – Wait, how did you– – Come on, Samuel

I Googled it I also sent an Edible Arrangement to your mom's address, no biggie Pass me the aux cord – Honestly, I'm fine I just wanna drive in silence

– Okay, yeah No, completely fine I totally get it You just relax Relax

(playful, lighthearted music) Let me know if there's anything I can do to make this ride more enjoyable for you – I'm still fine – How's the temperature? You wanna turn the A/C up? I don't mind Honestly, I brought a parka, so – Everything is fine – You a DJ? Got any mix tapes or beats to show me? I mean, I have connections in the industry, and since we're such good friends now– – Actually, you know what? We're here Thank you so much Have a great day

– Hey, no problem, and thank you Don't forget to rate this ride – Mm hmm (fun, lighthearted music) (phone vibrates) (fun, lighthearted music) – Weirdo! (tires peeling as car engine sounds) – Bonjour, mates You like this video? Well, I'll give you five stars to go ahead and smash that subscribe button and that thumbs up button

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