How People Act With Crystals

(horse trotting) (logo whooshes) (sneezes) – [Man] Hey, who drives a black Civic? Getting towed (phone chimes) – What is happening? – You look like you could use some crystal

– No, I don't do drugs, Nora – Not drugs, silly I'm telling you, if you want to get back on track, you should sleep with rose quartz – Okay, I don't see how hooking up with some random stranger is going to help me get my boyfriend back Yeah, apparently he only loves his bed, and his mama

– Look, it's actually a healing crystal, and it's really good for blah, blah, blah, and then blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah – I'm sorry, I wasn't listening Can you say that again? – I was just saying that ever since I started working with healing crystals, I have slept like a baby – Babies wake up every two hours crying – Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

– I'm sorry, one more time You know what? This is just really boring, so it's hard to follow – Just trust me Buy some crystals Okay? You're unbalanced

– Psh, okay, I am perfectly bal– Uh-uh-meth-ist, uh-meh, uh-meth-ee-est? Ima-thyst What the F is this? Oh, prime? Order – [Man] Delivery for Lilly – Thanks Raw almonds? What is– Oh wait, raw emerald

Order – [Man] For Lilly? – Yeah Quartz, order – [Man] Lilly – Tiger eye? Duh-dun-dun! Order

Order Okay, tiger eye Good for growing wealth (zipper zips) Raw emerald The stone of successful love

(light music) Quartz Brings positive energy Please un-break up with me (light music) Now we wait (phone rings) (coughs) Hello? – [Nora] Hi, how's the crystal healing coming? – Useless, I'm still sick, I didn't sleep, and my boyfriend hasn't even texted me

– [Nora] Be patient It takes time for your shockers to align Chat later? I'm off to go yoga – F'in' LA, stupid crystals ( "God's Plan" by Drake) Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

Mother F'in' raw emerald for the win I knew crystals would work Hello? Hello? Drizzy baby? Hel– (abrupt scream) – If you like this video, make sure you give it a thumbs up You can check out my last video right over there Uou can check out my second vlog channel right over there

Make sure you subscribe, because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday and all of these crystals are saying you should, or you'll die One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop!

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