How Girls Try On Clothes

– Ladies, please excuse me as I reveal all of our secrets What up everyone, it's your girl Super Woman

Now if you're anything like me you're very familiar with natural disasters because all you have to do is try to decide what to wear and a tornado will rip through your room Girls trying on clothes, it's a catastrophe Like legit animals can sense the danger All I have to do is open my closet and my neighbor's dog will try to escape Like I honestly don't know how people in wars haven't figured out this secret weapon yet, just like, we need to attack him from the East, let's send an army of ten girls who have no idea what they're going to wear tonight

Ahhhhh! (imitates bombing noise) Spoiler alert, the white walkers actually get defeated because Arya and Sansa Stark are North of the wall and they have no idea what the f to wear tonight Here's the thing though right, trying on clothes is not just a simple task No, no, no, okay trying on clothes is an art form, and the best place to experience this art form is in change rooms in clothing stores All my ladies can I get an Amen? All my fella's, let me educate you real quick See because when girls go shopping they pick out a few cute things to try on, and when I say a few cute things I mean way more things than are allowed in the change room

Girls be walking up to change rooms like Lindsay Lohan, just like, the limit does not exist And then the cute salesperson will be like, oh how many items? And you're just like uh, six Okay

teen But once we get into the change room this is how it goes down

We take off our clothes and we neatly hang them on the hook Why, because these are our clothes and we love them dearly I invested Tide up in this shirt, I ironed this shirt, I put respect on this shirt But these clothes over here, these clothes from the store, I ain't invested in you yet because straight up this is The Bachelorette and y'all are the contestants I haven't figured out if I like you and if I don't like you and you don't fit I'm gonna toss you aside onto the floor

And I know what you're thinking, no, no, no, That's not wrong Why? Because I care about my clothes more (snickers) But real talk when girls try on clothes there are certain procedures that go down First we gotta see how our stomachs look and if we're not happy with it we're going to suck in an extreme amount and then check how our stomachs look Because let's be real, if the pant is cute we're willing to learn how to survive without breathing

Fish do it all the time Oh what, I can't do it? Now Nemo's better than me just because Nemo's a fish and I'm not? Don't be racist And then of course we check out our booty, but we don't just check out the booty, we check out the aerodynamics of the booty up in this pant because, yeah, the booty might look nice standing still, but what if this booty goes over a speed bump? Does it still look cute? How does the pant support the booty? What if there's an earthquake? What if my flight has turbulence? What if someone mistakes me for an etch-a-sketch and they want to erase the image, does my booty still look cute? Is my booty looking right? Does my booty look like the peach emoji? And maybe you don't know, maybe you're not sure, maybe you need a second opinion So what do you do, you ask your boyfriend who's waiting for you outside, kidding You ask a sales person, kidding

No, you idiot you obviously pull out your phone, take a selfie and send it to your friend, who is clearly on standby, keep up, keep up Cause you know that you told your friend earlier, girl I'ma go shopping I need you to be on standby holding your phone in case I'm in a situation where I need a booty status, I need you to provide me with a booty status Let me know if you need an iCal invite to remind you (camera shutter) And usually when you send the picture you have to text some sort of disclaimer like, hey, girl, I didn't shave my legs, but check out this dress Like ignore my face, and my hair is whack, but what do you think of these pants? (light humorous music) You need to get the cosign from your friend because this is not just about the pants, this is a major life decision

Your dumpy pants could bring down the whole vibe of the squad and we don't want that 'cause then you know what's going to happen? We're going to stop inviting you places and then when we see you we're going to be like, oh no we did invite you, did the text not go through? We didn't send you the text okay, but we're going to lie about it and then that's going to be your identifier You're going to be known as Ugly Pant Patty, is that what you want? When people come up to me they're gonna be like, "Yo how's Patty" and I'm gonna be like "Oh which patty?" and they're going to be like "Oh you know, "the one that wears the ugly pants" and I'm gonna be like "Oh that one" Is that what you want? Don't do that to yourself Patty Where the trig at, get yourself that cosine Now in addition to all of these basic procedures, when a girl tries on clothes she's not just seeing if the clothes fit

What she's doing is imagining a scenario in which she could wear these clothes Now this scenario depends on three things Number one, the type of outfit Number two, the event for which the outfit is intended Number three, the imaginary song or musical that the girl has playing in her head

Because we need to envision this outfit and how it will work in different situations So what do we do, duh, we act it out and we use our imagination Because you might be sitting there thinking well it's just a change room, but no, no This is not a change room, this is a portal to my fashionable life That sounds crazy, right? You might think I'm joking but I'm not because here's the thing, the thirst is real for a bomb outift

For example, date night (dramatic drum solo) (romantic music) (record skips) Shopping for a cute summer outfit (dramatic drum solo) (upbeat electronic music) Shopping for a dance party (dramatic drum solo) (upbeat african music) (record skips) Shopping for a girl's night out Sorry I keep drinking it weird because you see the light? I'm trying to set design this

What are you talking about, this is how always hold Coke What do you mean, this is how I drink Coke (dramatic drum solo) (camera shutter) (upbeat indian music) Nailing it, look at you orchestrating all of these dope looks, you're all set, right? – How did everything go? – Oh, it didn't work out, sorry That ish always looks better on the mannequin, doesn't it? Oh also, what up bottle reference Yo, I hope you enjoyed that video

Don't you think it's so dope how different songs are appropriate for different moods and have you feeling different types of ways Speaking of which, cool news alert Y'all know I have an awesome relationship with Coke Canada and we've been working on something kind of really sorta awesome In Canada, you can find Coke bottles that have different situations on the label just like I showed you in the video They have like a boss, selfie time, a whole bunch of cool things

But there is one bottle that says Feeling Super This one right here, this is my bottle And you might be wondering who cares if it's your bottle what's the big deal if it's your bottle? I'm gonna tell you right now You see this bottle right here that I half-drank but that's not the point, you can scan it using an app called Play a Coke You will be introduced to a playlist that I created

Music that I curated, ah! There it is right there, Play a Coke It says you've just unlocked Feeling Super Let's see what the first song is ♫ Instagram pics no filter ♫ trying to get all the boys to double tap ♫ looking like Casper duck lips quack ♫ You get access to an entire playlist that I curated and songs that make me feel super We got Selena Gomez, we got some Justin Bieber, we got some Machel Montano, we got some Fifth Harmony, we got some Fetty Wap, and you know we got some Bob Marley

How cool is that, all my team Super Canada peeps I want you to go and find the Feeling Super bottle, take a selfie with it, and tag me in the picture All the information about Play a Coke is in the description I am so excited team super, we've got our own Coke bottle, go find it Just be like (monster noise) Other than that you can check out my last video right over there, you can check out my second vlog channel right over there

And make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday and I'd love for you to be there There's a lint my One love Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop!

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