(unicorn gallops) (logo whooshes) (romantic music) – [Man] Okay, babe, I'll see you in a week (lips smack) ("Old Time Rock 'n' Roll" by Bob Seger) ♪ Just take those old records off the shelf ♪ (romantic music) – I love you
– Aww Thank you (mellow music) None of these cards apply to me – [Ben] Do you find that cards do not apply to you? – (sighing) If only there was a company that made realistic greetings – [Ben] Well, now there's a company that creates realistic greetings
Introducing Cut the Crap cards – I know what it takes to makes a relationship last Honesty, truth, that's why Cut the Crap Cards is committed to creating greeting cards that tell it like it is Our team of writers are relationship experts All right, guys, give me somethin' here
– What about, I'm not really sure if we're dating, so I bought you this card just in case? – Love it – What about, I need you – Seems incomplete – Because I can't finish a Chipotle bowl on my own – Boom
– I can continue to tolerate you – I really like you, but my mom doesn't – My mom really likes you, but I don't Oh, one more You're pregnant, so I'll learn to love you
Happy Valentine's Day – We understand that you're average Your relationship is average And love is pretty all right sometimes Made with 100% honesty
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