Grammar Police In Real Life

(approaching sirens) – What the hell? – You have the right to remain silent Anything you say or type can and will be held against you in a court of law

– I didn't do anything – You have the right to spell-check – Wait, what? – If you cannot afford a tutor, one will be provided for you – Who are you? – The Grammar Police And you're under arrest

(sighs) Love the new album, Drake Your bomb Y-O-U-R bomb Tell me, uh, does Drake possess a bomb? Type prediction brain software, uh-huh Types out everything you say in the way you'd type it

Wait, have you seen Get Out? And you think that's like this? Huh, interesting, well now you really just missed the point of that movie Quiet! No, this is not about your brain, okay? This is about Y-O-U-R bomb It's Y-O-U apostrophe R-E bomb How am I supposed to understand the tweet otherwise? No, no no I don't, actually It's literally impossible to decipher

Depends How are you? Damn it, no! It's "I'm well" No, no, I'm telling you It's not "I'm good", it's "I'm well" So that means you care

Yes, which implies that you care some decent amount, because you can't subtract caring, unless you had caring to begin with It's "I couldn't care less" I want to insure everyone knows I'm smart Because you made a mistake, and I caught it Yeah, and nothing else you say matters

Because every time I correct people, I make this face and I feel great about myself There's, not theirs So you mean like make an exception So you mean accept it A-C-C-E-P-T

I'm so smart You mean affect, A-F-F-E-C-T I'm better than you (foghorn blows) Oh, that? Yeah, Trump made another error in one of his tweets Happens every time he does it

Did you know since he started presidency, he's made 94,357 grammatical crimes? (foghorn blows) That's what America said To, not too I'm so good You can't I'm gonna be here forever, waiting, watching you

Yup, it's just gonna be me and you – You have the right to remain silent – No, no! It was a mistake! I was correct, it was autocorrect! No! Hello, I did it such a good video, didn't me? If you like it, give it a thumbs up, check out my last video right over here The second broad channel daily rocks, it's crazy! Right over there, and make use of broad, because I make videos every Monday and Thursday Why love Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop! You have the right to subscribe!

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