Gift Guide For Immigrant Parents (ft. Hasan Minhaj)

(sleigh bells ringing) (video game ring) – What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman! – What up everyone, it's your boy Hasan! – And it's really hard to find gifts that your parents like – Especially during the holiday season

– Which is why I found another brown person who's loud, animated, and uses their hands as much as me to help! – [Both] Welcome to our gift guide for immigrant parents (festive music) – The following gifts will for sure make your immigrant parents happy – A report card with straight A's (paper rustling) – Good – Or even better, a report card with straight A's and then your friend's report card with B's and C's

– Their failure will make you look better I'm dumb – That way, your parents can say things like, – My daughter took the first marks in class – Merry Christmas – Your parents never say they're proud of you because their parents never said they're proud of them, so give them the perfect gift

(festive music) (sniffles) (loud pat) – Get lost – This Christmas, give your parents the gift of teaching them how to put their phone on silent so they can stop doing this (phone chiming) – Huh, who is calling me? Who is this? – Hey, put it on silent – How? – You have to download Apple – It's on the side of the phone

– Huh? – Oh, the switch on back side – What? – It's the side of the phone – There is switch on bottom of phone – Side – Switch on top of the phone

– That's not the side – They're going to hang up, don't worry (bag crinkling) (loud chewing) (heavy sigh) – You're welcome Don't get them the thing – Merry Christmas

It's a kettle – Oh – Get them the coupon for the thing – Merry Christmas – Oh my god! Look at what Lilly gave me! – There's no greater gift than a deal

– Except for a medical degree with your name photoshopped on it – Or you can go one step further and legally change your last name to MD – Ooh, well done (phone ringing) – [Lilly] Hi, you've reached Lilly MD – That's my daughter! – More expensive garbage bags with those reinforced bottoms

– Ooh – Yeah they cost a lot more and your parents will never buy them (crinkling) – A shirt that says This Isn't a Hotel to save them the time – A string thingy for their glasses so they don't lose them – A grandkid

– Two grandkids (baby crying) – Empty yogurt containers – Or if you're rich, Ziploc containers – Oh (bleep) A tin for buttons

– Also comes with cookies – They're awful – I love these cookies – These cookies are whack – You're stupid

– A maid service for a day so your parents can take a break from cleaning – Oy, hurry up and clean before maid come, okay? Doesn't look nice – Nailed it – A flask for your dad – Oh, good

Did you see my glasses? – Or a mug with alcohol in it for your mom whose to afraid to drink in front of the family (contently moans) – What a good a tea (blows loudly) (sipping) – And there you have it 15 gifts that an immigrant parent will love – Because it's not about how much money you spend, it's about the thought and the care and how much money you've saved, honestly, and you doing better than other people

– 100 percent – Than being able to stunt in front of other aunties and uncles – 100 percent Because what will people say? – Yeah, and just you hanging out with them Generally, parents like to just sit on couches and stare at you in your eyes and not let you go places– – Don't listen to these idiots, okay? I wanted those Balenciaga

The one that look like a socks (loud boom) – Yo I hope you enjoyed this video with, – Hasan Minhaj – He's dope Make sure you check him in Patriot Act

The link is down below in the description to their YouTube channel Subscribe, like all the things The last collaboration's over there Behind the scenes video over there Make sure you subscribe to this channel, because I got more collaborations coming

One, love, Superwoman That is a wrap and zoop! You're dope

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