Acting Out My REAL Childhood Stories (PART 1)

– I ain't got none of my lights with me, so there's mad shadows on my face Oh gee! (neighing, hooves clopping, and chiming sounds) What up, everyone! It's your girl, Superwoman, and it's story time with Lilly! Today, I decided to do something a little different

Instead of doing a Q&A or drawing my life, I thought I would tell you my childhood stories through acting them out I am an actor Now, these are real stories, so sit back, relax, and enjoy getting to know the hot mess that is Lilly Singh Lilly song I was born on September 26th, 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, which means what up, Canada! (slurping sounds) To start off, as a kid, I was super stubborn

Which makes a lot of sense, because as an adult I'm also very stubborn Just kidding! I'm not stubborn, I swear I'm not stubborn, and nothing you say can change my mind, so shut up Shut up! No, but for real I was a handful, and my parents will even not be hesitant for a minute to tell everyone what a annoying brat I was

I remember one time, I got in trouble for this one thing, but to be honest, it wasn't even my fault (ball thudding on wall) – [Lilly As Her Mother] Oi! Stop throwing the ball! You're going to break something – Oh my god No I'm not, mom! Trust me, I'm really good at this – [Lilly As Her Mother] Lilly, I said stop

– Mom! I said I know what I'm doing Trust me! (ball thuds and clock crashes) (table shatters) (screams) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! – But I vividly remember this day because that was the day I learned how to run That's right I was Usain Bolt before Usain Bolt was Usain Bolt I was throwing this ball, and I hit this damn clock which, by the way, was like a circle with spikes around it

Child safety, okay What the eff was this, Game of thrones? Why the hell was that clock in my house? And this goddamn hoe clock fell through a glass table and broke, and I remember just running Running down the hall, out my front door, into the street I was just like, yo, I am safer in oncoming traffic than I am with my mom right now You see, because back in those days, kids, things like "child services" and "parenting techniques" didn't really exist, okay? Like today, you get in trouble like you might get your phone taken away

Maybe Back in the day, you got your limb taken away Just kidding! I'm not, I'm kidding That's, that (laughs nervously) What? Do you hear that? Do you hear that? It's all the kids with immigrant parents that are just like "preach!" Here's the thing though, right? Not only was I stubborn when it came to my parents telling me to do and not do certain things, but I also always had a point to prove This one time, I was mad at my parents, and I decided as a goddamn 10-year-old that I no longer needed them So this is what I did – I'm gonna run away! And live in the washroom! I'm in the washroom! And I'm living here

– [Lilly As Her Mother] Okay – I swear, I'm so mad in here right now! – [Lilly As Her Mother] Have fun – Yo, young hoe Lilly, who do you think is gonna be negatively impacted by you living in the washroom? You're so dumb! This is why you should've watched less Power Rangers and read more books, ya moron! Now aside from being a stubborn brat, I was also very passionate about things as a kid 'Cause I wouldn't just like things, no, I'd become obsessed with things And one of those things was Bollywood

(Bollywood music plays on TV) Once I fell in love with Bollywood, it's not like I just watched Bollywood No, don't be ridiculous I was Bollywood I was a Bollywood actress I'd dance like them, I'd talk like them, I'd sing like them

Obviously, I was up in my bedroom performing bomb effin' concerts like them (Bollywood music) ("Dharma Mix" by Udit Narayan) Real life picture of me as a kid with Madhuri Dixit, who was my favorite Bollywood actress growing up Thank you, universe, for validating my obsession Now, another one of my obsessions should come as no surprise to you And that was WWF, which is now known as WWE

What up, my OGs Back in the day, Monday Night Raw used to play at nine pm on Mondays, but here's the thing Every once in a while, they would cancel it for curling

I know what you're thinking "What the eff is curling?" Curling is this damn sport where they throw this boulder thing on the ice, and they take this giant toothbrush and they (imitated curling sound) It's ultra Canadian (slurping sounds) And when that would happen, they would cancel wrestling, but they would air it at two am

So what did I do? I set my VCR Kids, VCR is like iCloud, but with a cassette And I would record it overnight and then wake up at six am to watch it before school

And that, my friends, is how this tomboy got all the boys to come to her desk to know what's happening I was like a dealer, a negotiator Like yo, you wanna know what happened? Last night's fight, yeah? Bring me your best Sailor Moon cards Right here Let's make a deal

Specifically, I was obsessed with The Rock Is this, I feel like this might be the first time you're hearing this, but I really, I was a fan A very large fan of The Rock And it might have showed, like, a little – Hi, what's your name? – Hey, my name is Lilly

What's your name? – Jessica – It doesn't matter what your name is! (Jessica cries) – Picture me posing with a cardboard cutter of The Rock while I was obsessed as a kid And boom! Real life picture of me with The Rock Thank you, Jeebus Strangely enough, I wasn't just obsessed with The Rock, but I was also obsessed with collecting rocks and making little stories out of them

– What do we have here? Oh! There's diamonds in this rock But don't tell anybody, or they'll try to steal it from us (sinister laughter) – Growing up, I had the hairiest arms ever And I know off me saying that, you have a visual in your mind of what you think it was like I need you to multiply that by four

It's four times worse than whatever you're envisioning No exaggeration It wasn't even hair I basically had feathers I basically had wings

Like, I don't understand how during gym class, when I did jumping jacks, I didn't just take flight I swear You think Red Bull gives you wings? Nah Okay, Being a brown girl gives you wings And for a long time growing up, I was super embarrassed of my hairy arms

So I would always cover them – Aren't you hot in that sweater? – No – Now, eventually I stopped giving an eff, because also eventually my mom let me wax my arms That's how I made Manjeet's wig At a really young age, I developed a fear of spiders and clowns

And that is because my cousins forced me to watch the movie "It" ("It" plays on TV) – I'm not even scared (ominous music) – You know what's stronger than fear? Your stupid effin' pride! I was like seven years old fronting like "no, I'm not scared" Shut the eff up! You were scared, Lilly, of the goddamn witch in Snow White The Disney witch! Who you playin'? And now this year, they're remaking "It" to eff up even more kids

And I am here for it, to be honest Also, wait, you know what? This video's pretty long To be continued! (makes explosion noise) No, but for real Wait for part two It's gonna be my very next upload

Learn more about me and my childhood I promise there's twists and turns and stuff I tell you about my tail that I have There's, I don't know, Is this how you do clickbait? Is this? Teach me how to clickbait! ♫ Won't you teach me how to clickbait? ♫ Won't you teach me how to clickbait? Go to the end card! Yo! Did you like that video? You can let me know by doing the thumbs up That's how I know

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