A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

(suspicious music) – The internet is so great isn't it? Connecting the world, allowing us to stalk our exes that we miss, giving us memes, bringing us closer to Beyonce But imagine being so salty that you use the internet to target people and spread hate

Take this chick for example, I'm sick and tired of this gross gay people like stop Marriage is for men and woman Disgraceful beep what's next? Go see a doctor you beep Now beyond the spelling mistakes, I see an angry person behind a screen that needs help So let's help them in real life

Therapy's in session (upbeat music) So tell me what's on your mind? – Gay people bother me – Is it because they dress better than you? – Because they're destroying the planet – Uh-huh, interesting and I thought that was plastic bottles, silly me What makes you say that? – Look, it was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

– Oh, I see what you did there Doctor Seuss, very nice Adam, Eve, Steve very nice Here's the thing though I fail to see the relevance 'cause it's also Ellen and Portia not Ellen and Michael Oh, but that didn't rhyme is that okay? Do you still get it? – Look, they're going against God – Really, and how does it feel to get updates from God? Does God text you or is God more of a DM person? – I just know what God intended

– And your friend God texts you a meme are you all like, oh my God – It's a sin – Ooh, or when you say, "God damn it!" Does God ever reply? Like, I can't I'm busy Wow, you're so religiously woke

– Marriage has always been between a man and a woman – And voting used to only be between a white man and the government Things change – But that's not why marriage was created – And that's not why the eggplant emoji was created but if you look at your last text

– That's different – Said one of your eyebrows to the other Why exactly does gay marriage bother you so much when it doesn't affect you at all? Are you bored? Do you have a job? Do you hang with anyone besides Alexa? – Because I need to protect the institution of marriage – Wow, how Ned Stark of you Can you explain how you are protecting marriage by forbidding people who are genuinely in love from getting married? – They're not in love

They're confused and sick – Wow, and you wanna help them You're basically Doctors Without Borders Except with one border, your mind I don't get it

If you wanna protect marriage why don't you protest against divorce? I mean, I don't think that's a good idea but I'm just really trying to understand your obsession – I am not obsessed you little (beep) – Your swearing really makes your point more valid – You are (beep), you little – Ooh that's good

Okay, uh-huh, yeah, I'm really hearing you now Maybe try swearing in caps lock – All you (beep) need to shut the (beep) up – Really smart stuff Do you feel better? – You (beep) make me sick to my stomach

– Here, for your little upset tum tum Don't let the rainbows bite – You know, gay couples can't even bear children – Ooh, okay really, well neither can infertile women and guys with low sperm count Why aren't you being a twitter gangster against them

– If everyone was gay there would be no humanity – And if everyone was a potato there would be no humanity but everyone is not a potato, just as everyone is not gay young grasshopper Also, there's about 153 million orphans in the world right now Might be good to adopt, them, not you You'd be a horrible parent

– Okay, but gay couples will raise gay kids – Oh, right, yeah, you mean like how a whole bunch of straight parents raised gay kids Is that, is that what you meant? Or did you, did you mean something else – Stop bullying me I am entitled to my own opinion, this isn't fair

– I am so sorry that you are a victim of bullying That combined with your awful grammar must be very hard but your opinion and similar ideas contribute to actual laws being made against gay people So if you have an opinion about pineapple on pizza I don't care But it's illegal to be gay in some countries Imagine if the government took away your right to be yourself

However would you douchebag about? – It's just unnatural – So are your boobs, eyelashes and highlights You don't get to decide what's natural contour queen – Typical leftist – Oh no, sweetheart this isn't a left or right thing

It's more so a right or wrong thing – Are you saying I'm wrong for being homophobic? – No I don't really like the term homophobic It implies that you have some sort of phobia whereas I think you're just a jerk – Oh I'm sorry, were you talking? I was busy tweeting – Here's what I think the problem is

You feel entitled to such an extent that you think you can dictate people's lives You and everyone else that's gonna leave a hate comment underneath this video To prove your point, you pick pieces of ancient text and ignore facts and figures from today People with human compassion, critical thinking skills and at least one hobby to fill their time don't really care if two men are dating They're too busy doing things and I know it's scary but if you opened you mind half as much as you opened you mouth, we'd all be in a better place

– You're wrong – I'd like to prescribe you with a bottle of common sense Okay, please take two tablets daily while listening to Sam Smith Side effects may include minding your own damn business – It sounds complicated

Should we maybe discuss it over dinner? – Just saying Hey, I hope you enjoyed this video And I don't really believe in fighting fire with fire but sometimes I gotta sass people As an ally of the LGBTQ+ community, happy Pride May you be safe and have a great celebration

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