A Geography Class for Racist People

– You know, when something horrible happens in the world, you'll see the rise of two types of people Number one, people who don't let fear divide them and instead choose to come together

And number two, racist idiots who don't deserve an internet connection Here's the thing, right, I just don't like when people are bad at things If you're gonna be racist, at least do it right Now look at this comment on my YouTube video Go back to your country, you terrorist Paki, Afghan, Indian, Muslim slut

Hashtag Make Americ Great Again Now I don't mean to discourage Merrick He seems like a great guy But your stupidity bothers me First and foremost, let's make education great again

In fact (upbeat piano music) Hello, and welcome We'll begin by taking attendance Are you here? Of course you are YouTube comments are how you feel validated

Today, we're going to be taking a trip around the world, so you'll need to pack It's probably been years since you've had the chance to use your passport, just like your penis But don't worry, this time, you'll actually take off To go back to my foreign country, we'll need to fly a long 45 minutes all the way back to Canada But I'm assuming you thought my country was somewhere else, so let's fly across the world to the country of Paki Afghan India

India is all the way over here, across the ocean, so unfortunately, you won't be able to drive your trailer there Oh covfefe Once you board your flight, settle in, it's going to be a long journey But that's okay, you can take a good rest It must be so exhausting to walk right through airport security

The aircraft you're flying will probably be a double decker, which means it'll have about 300 to 400 people onboard, which is approximately the same amount of people at Trump's inauguration JK, that's an alternative fact, but you're probably used to those from watching so much Fox News Please note that we're not gonna fly through the Bermuda Triangle, because things mysteriously disappear there In fact, that's probably where your education went We're going to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, around Africa and through this passageway that's very narrow, just like your mind

You may recognize some of these countries we're flying over as places immigrants come from to steal your jobs Or just the same countries you steal oil from Once we reach our destination, you'll notice that India, Pakistan and Afghanistan are actually three separate countries, you silly American Aussie Brit When you land and are going through customs and they ask for your occupation, make sure you say trashcan, and when they ask your date of birth, be sure to say 3000 BC You effin caveman

You'll notice right away that India is full of beautiful sites and culture, and I know what you're thinking, it probably smells like curry And you know what, you're right And it's delicious And although there are approximately 175 million Muslims in India, there are approximately two billion in the whole world, which means if every Muslim was a terrorist, you wouldn't stand a goddam chance Good thing they're not

Now that we're here, the good news is your wife can save all that money she spends at tanning salons trying to look closer to my complexion Quick travel tip, if you're going to India, they don't kill cows there, so there's no beef But don't worry, because if you kill anything, it'll be considered mental illness So you're good I hope you've enjoyed this trip to where you think I'm from

And I promise, if I ever meet a genie, all three of my wishes will be for you to get an atlas To be honest, whether I went back to my country of Pakistan, India or even Canada, I don't see how that would benefit you since my tax bracket helps pay for your kid's education You're welcome, Timothy Hello, I hope you enjoyed this video If you did, give it a big thumb's up

If you believe that we should come together in times of need and not let fear divide us, give it a big thumb's up My last video's over there My second blog channel's right over there, and make sure you subscribe Because I make videos every Monday and Thursday, One Love Superwoman That is a wrap, and go

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